Here's a post tree planting checklist of all the stuff that managed to go wrong in the apartment in my absence
Missing
-my cheese grater
-measuring cup
-cookie tray
Dead
-my dienbacia
Damaged
-my futon, cracked in the back due to horrible abuse
-kitchen sink counter. Warped due to water damage.
-bathmat. The underside was covered in some sort of blackish mould. Tossed when I got back
-Oven mits. Also mouldy since they were stored around the sink. Tossed.
-Placemats. Moudly too.
Destroyed
-DVD player. Doesn't work, for some reason.
All and all, I'm surprised that we still have an apartment.
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2 comments:
what the fuck is a dienbacia?
That should be a difenbacia. It's a plant type that I'm fond of.
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